Tag Archives: bikerMetric pimp and ho tour

all right mofos, i promised the tale of the scariest strip club i’ve ever wandered into. as you are aware, the the bikerMetric Pimp & Ho Tour #1 took a trip through the south. the days of the week mean ...

yo, mofos. it looks like the the bikerMetric Pimp & Ho Tour will be continuing. we’re heading out of new orleans and will be back in austin where i’ll tip a few with bM friend and follower austntexan for a ...

while i am bummed out that the rapture didn’t happen (it never will, suckers) because i had big plans to do some looting, it’s time to get back to business. the ho and i spent a day with eric nemzer, ...

well, motherf***ers, i made it. working off my philosophy of selective brain cell death means that now i am smarter than before. how so? well, when i drink and kill brain cells, i concentrate on killing brain cells that are ...

hey metric mofos. please accept my apologies for the site being a bit stale as i am tripping through the south with the best girl in the world. look for regular updates to start again tomorrow with more pix and ...

[NOTE: this was posted on may 12. why it appears on the 19th all of a sudden is only more proof that blogger is a giant piece of f***ing s**t. some day bikerMetric will re-launch on wordpress and the new ...

the dime city cycles grand opening party was quite a bash. it started off with a couple hours of hard rain, thunder and lightning and then settled down. the band played, the ladies were lovely, and the bikerMetric Pimp & ...

this is my life on the road. the bikerMetric Pimp & Ho Tour! we’re kicking back under palm trees smoking tobacco, drinking beer and writing **** for you jerkoff motherf***ers. spiderhouse | austin thank you for being here. the bikerMetric Pimp ...

oh yeah! you read it right, metric mofos, the bikerMetric Pimp & Ho Tour is coming to the dirty south starting friday, may 6th in houston. from there my favorite lady and i will be heading east as we make ...