Tag Archives: zombie performance

jed kemsley! (the crowd goes wild as confetti made of the sun dried hearts of forgotten gerbils falls and a band playing kazoos jumps out of a lemon meringue pie and plays “stealing people’s mail” by the dead kennedys) there ...

we’ve got a contest going on, metric mofos. see this? they’re zombie performance “burrito” bars. they’re 1″ but steffan can make them in 7/8″ if you need. they’re also 30″ wide, 4″ tall, and have a 1.5″ pullback with a ...

MORE FROM THE “BROS. AND CUSTOM HANDLEBARS BY ZOMBIE PERFORMANCE when last we heard about the FREEDOM or DEATH MACHINE rebuild, i had just received a nice new hardtail from tc bros. and was darned excited. today, we’ll get into ...

steffan from zombie is going to build new handlebars for the FREEDOM or DEATH MACHINE. they’ll be custom one-offs built to my demanding specifications. i can’t wait. in the meantime, he’s developing a line of bars that will be ready-made ...

so, you don’t know where to go to get your bike worked on, who to buy parts from, and what or who to believe. i get people asking to advertise on bikerMetric often enough that i can pay my mobile ...