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it’s been over a month since i thanked all the noobs. we’ve had 23 members click to follow bikerMetric in that time. it is the first of many regrettable decisions these folks will make. to begin, some music to set ...

or: how many people can i **** off today? ATTENTION: GRATUITOUS USE OF THE WORD F***. you might want to get drunk before continuing. remember, i warned you. at the risk of angering a lot of my british readers and ...

i did it. 40 days without a beer. 45, actually. i waited until today to drink my six pack of turbodog. bought some kicka*s speakers and woofer for my laptop and i’m rocking tunes, drinking beer, the windows are open, ...

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part 1 of 4: you may not understand what $200+ a barrel of oil has to do with the dollar, and how it can ruin it, and us. the only reason the united states of america survives today is that ...

yes, i’m going to start with “uncool stuff.” if you patronize any of these corporations, you are getting f***ed. first, your taxes go to them in the form of (drumroll, please) $3,810,000,000,000. that is 3.81 TRILLION dollars. it would be ...

yes. it’s true. sometimes to get something done you have to push your way past the sheep to get to the greenest grass. “sometimes it’s better to be feared than respected” is my motto lately. watch out, motherf***ers. world domination ...

and now for something that looks like an erect *****. what’s up with brit motors and penises? here’s a diagram of a 1909 triumph single: oh. and the *** and death for the president? that’s from a poem i wrote ...

toulouse street bars in the quarter | new orleans Okay, I’ve neglected my standard procedure of mentioning the noobs who have signed up to follow bM. It was nice to see new faces when I returned this week to pepper ...

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