pay up or lose out | great reasons to advertise with bikerMetric now

first, i’ve got alex chopperbuilder’s latest techTip installment on how to build your custom motorcycle frame. look for that this weekend. it’s a good one. they all are.

now to crack this case.

thanks to a our new advertisers this month, bikerMetric has been able to advertise itself and it’s paid off. in the past week over 2,000 readers a day (1,500 unique) have dropped by and read over 30,000 pages. that’s relatively amazing. i’ve seen bumps in traffic that last two or three days and then it goes back to a little more then it was. after almost 10 months since i set out independently to produce bM, i know when there’s a rise that’s going to stick, and this past week is sticky like krazy glue. seriously. my welding mask is stuck to an i-beam and i’m 90 feet in the air.

all right…. it’s the metal plate in my head and a freak magnetic accident, but you get the point.

in all, this metric madhouse has grown 40% in the past month. therefore, with the rise in readership, i have no choice but to make threats:

ad rates are going to rise on monday, april 3rd. there is only one $30 for 30 days ad space left and everyone on it digs the results they’re getting. snag the last one before it becomes $45.

if you want more than a little banner ad and one post about your biz, you can currently get a six-month package for only $100 a month, paid in advance. for multiple posts in 30 days with a large banner, it’s only $130. i’ve also got a three-month plan for $350.

here is what dime city cycles has discovered in their short partnership with bikerMetric:

seriously, motherf***ers. you can’t get in front of 60,000 pair of eyeballs with 150,000 pageviews and ad impressions in 30 days for anywhere near a hundred bucks online. in print? ha! try an ad sandwiched between three (or seven) others for $500+ while you get anywhere between 20,000 and 100,000 readers who still have to turn on their computer, open their browser, and type in your url while you hope they don’t become distracted or b**ched at by a kid or a woman.

with bikerMetric your new customer is just a click away. strike now while the iron is hot, like these lovely ladies and the endless stream of kickass metric motorbikes from around the world presented daily for your viewing pleasure. that, or suck the dirt of a dying generation.

the days of the sears catalog from that generation’s childhood is over. it’s all online. and for you, it’s on bikerMetric:

finally, there’s my cabal’s TOP SECRET plan for world domination coming in may. all who pay up before april 3rd will be promoted with this venture at no extra cost to you, my trusted partners.

that means more exposure, more customers, and more money to buy guns, ammo, and non-perishable food items to fight the corporate police state.

or you could buy beer. bikerMetric will help you buy more beer. ’cause gotta have beer.

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