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You may have seen this wicked Peterbilt hot rod. It’s from the dudes at Blastolene. It’s a chopped Peterbilt Model 351 cab with an 852ci two-stroke diesel by Detroit housing a twin-supercharged V12 mated to an Allison 4-speed automatic transmission from a Greyhound bus. Say that three times real fast. My blood pressure rises just reading it. The beast produces 500 horsepower and 1000 lb/ft of torque with a redline of only 2,800 rpm. Grr, baby.
Triumph drag bike desert racer thingamabobber, the Salt Ghost!
Don’t see many Honda CM400 choppers, but here is one somebody lives on. Excellent.
Stupid quantum mechanics. Always never making any perfect sense.
Gotta have my Pops!
Hope everybody had a kickass Friday. Here’s to a killer weekend. Remember, world domination starts with making just one hot chick believe everything you say.
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