first, i have to say that bikerMetric is officially sponsored. it isn’t just a new advertiser, but a real sponsor who believes in metric bobs, chops, cafes and trackers, as well as freedom. i don’t have to put a banner up for them and i did not create the following graphic. miller beer made it for me!
now, you know my fave brew is turbodog, but miller, at my request, took the sponsorship money they’d have sent me and gave it to help iraq and afghanistan war veterans. while our armed forces may be tools of evil bankers as i have stated before, they are americans and they risk their lives defending what they believe is “democracy” and “freedom.” i could use a few bucks, but i think it’s time to give back a little. until they come and arrest me and label me a “terrorist,” i shall support our men and women who risk their lives for bankers and oil companies in the name of the united states of america.
so i went to the quicky mart and bought a sixer of the “champagne of beers.”
then i wrote a poem about a ficus tree and the woman who inexplicably loves me:
the falling leaves wishing to live could be naked or re-affirming
stripped of desire to live for you
the clogged streets of ******** in suvs only want what they dream
bred to drive
when everything we see is free
if we might love each other
if we might share
in one true thing
to love yourself
and everyone else
now for some kickass pix from norbert, the dude behind nogg:
you know what? this kicks f***ing ***. the stitching, the flake brass knuckles under the seat….detail! f*** yeah!
do not confuse the belly with the man. first, the “F**K YEAH” belly pic is some **** i picked off google image search for “f**k yeah.” but the pic below, that is righteous leather work by nogg design.
all of norbert’s stuff is hand-made. from seat pans to leather tooling. he doesn’t mess around and takes pride in creating something that exceeds the expectations of the client.
i know what that is like. i know when someone says “hey, make the stitching big,” and somebody says “no” and delivers some half-assed saddle that could have been better. i know what it’s like to listen to “bikers” talk s**t about other people in our industry, shake your hand, and slam you when you walk out their door. ’cause that talk comes back around. this is why you should vote for me for wolrd domination leader extreme!
imagine the body wash scent: soylent green – “it’s made by the people!”
regardless of my rant, i am blessed to do this for you and so, please click this link and tell your senator you won’t vote for them if they let the patriot act continue as it is.
being a bikerMetric reader brings responsibility. i know half of you visit from other countries, but 500+ americans visit daily. for the citizens of the usa i say “read and move on or be a true american and participate in your government.”
also, click these photos to see bigger pix. then holler at norbert and tell him to eat cheese from a pitchfork. he’ll know what that means and charge you an extra 20%.
norbert introduced me to a friend of his, butolay, who has a kickass blog about the hungarian custom scene, and among other things, i think he likes hard female nipples and hey, this miller beer is great. i feel like kissing people and hurting the rest.[NOTE TO GOVERNMENT: you have no idea where my truth begins and my sarcasm ends…]
have i told you how great miller high life is? i shoulda put that on the poll. that and “i brew my own.” well…. maybe next time.
anyway, miller beer asked me to agree to the following:
“bikerMetric hereby commits to living the highest possible form of the high life in any and all situations. i pledge to never willingly participate in non-high life-like activities, including but not limited to: male bathing suit shopping, goatee dying, golf shirt collar popping, wallet mirror carrying, denim pant leg rolling, unnecessary nail manicuring, or pet portrait painting. most importantly, i will uphold my sense of common sense and use it authoritatively when called for to maintain my responsibility to unashamedly, undeniably, and unabashedly live the high life.”
some dudes with their denim jean pant legs folded up all trendy-like are now re-thinking the fad. really though, i don’t care. i just don’t like when somebody follows a trent, i mean a trend, and treat others who don’t as “douchebags.”
for every post i write i make a fan and an enemy. muah ha ha ha ha!
such is the path to world domination.
here’s a tough trump bob and another badass kawasaki bobber i snagged from norbert’s nogg design site:
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