What’s alternative to alternative?
In case you forgot.
I just want to give her a big hug. Then I’d _________ her with a wax voodoo doll and a glass _________ stolen from a crazy neighbor’s basement as we _________. I’d kiss her tummy and we’d fall asleep.
(ANSWERS: tease, of wine, laughed. Also accepted: spank, *****, ate cheese with a pitchfork.)
Naughty! Nice!
Keep your mouth shut. You’re squawking like a pink monkey bird and I’m busting up my brain for the words.
Cool and the Crazy! Coming to a traveling carnival near you! This summer!
I’ve traveled every road in this here land!
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