why did google image search...

give me this image when i typed in "stripper housework?"

now this is more like it! >>

make sure there are no wrinkles in the cuffs, dear.

please don't think i am misogynistic. i know for a fact that being a stripper is truly hard work. many men are jerks with no sense of respect, nor the understanding that their relationship with an exotic dancer at work is a business transaction.

found a bunch of pix of the honda cx500 tracker below on all the cool blogs that have banners for all the even cooler blogs on their blogs tonight.

from what i can gather, the builders are french and they speak fluent flakebook.

figured i'd post a couple of their photos because it's darned clean for a giant "small bore" engine that was never intended to go where those tires are meant to tread with a frame that would probably drop the motor right out should it ever be used in that manner.

and it better not be for sale for $25,000.

that's me daring them to take it on a bmx track and film somebody jumping the rad fucker more than six feet in the air. by the looks of their pix and their nifty logo, i can only imagine how easy it would be to make that happen.

ring ring....
"bonjour, l'art fag studio de cinéma."
"veux film nous sauter le cx500?"
"bueno! vous voyez après avoir mangé ce burrito!"

it's still a pretty bike and i offer myself to make that jump.

and twenty more...

that reminds me. last night i was screwing off on twatter, posting "#ShitHipstersDontSay." here are a few for your amusement:

+   "one of these days i'm gonna come out and tell everyone i'm straight."
+   "i think i ought to buy a t-shirt one size larger than this."
+   "one of these days i might regret this bambi tattoo."
+   "it would probably be smarter for me to wear boots when i ride my motorcycle."
+   "no. it never hurts when i pee."